Summer vacation should always include finding a leather duffel bag full of naked girlie mags. Right? 

What WOULD Mom and Dad think when they discover all the times one played hooky from high school? 

The most forgotten over-achieving sports team of the 20th century. Bar none! 

The only constant in the universe is change. 

I dunno. Should it include dead fish on the water? 

Non? Nah. Fred Carter, Pistol Pete, Duane Allman, Roberto Clemente, and the unforgettable Super Bowl VI. Remember that one? The two teams competing for the crown? No? Non can't either.