The outrage when your bathtub/shower is commandeered as a convenient iced beer depository and you're an under-aged adolescent! 

Political conventions. Well, they're entertainment, if you can stand it. 

Who else but Non DeScript can fill the void? 

But don't pay attention to those roadside markers, the grave sites marking the way! 

You didn't know that people couldn't buy meat in America because there was NONE in the cases in America for weeks? What the hell can you CLAIM to know about your own country's history? Non would claim NOTHING! You're just ignorant!